"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets."

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."

"i like to have a martini, two at the very most - at three i'm under the table, at four, i'm under the host!"

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires."

"The first thing a girl hopes for from the garden of love is at least one carat."

"Our purses shall be proud, our garments poor; for 'tis the mind that makes the body rich"

"No question is ever settled until it is settled right."

"It has been my fate, and one's fate one accepts. It's a dreadful thing to have to say, in so wicked a world."

"And when he is out of sight, quickly also is he out of mind."

"Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity."