"The love we give away is the only love we keep."

"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."

"An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness."

"No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one."

"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."

"A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join."

"We will occasionally use this arrow notation unless there is danger of no confusion."

"My own personal position is that it's much more special to wait for the person who you're married to."

"Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens."

"If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself."

"Humor, you can't exist without it. You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you suffer."

"No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought."