"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire."

"No ceremony that to great ones 'longs, not the king's crown, nor the deputed sword, the marshal's truncheon, nor the judge's robe, become them with one half so good a grace as mercy does."

"Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of leisure."

"For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others."

"Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please."

"Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process."