"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

"there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."

"Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second."

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."

"Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born."

"I don't know why red fades before blue it just does."

"Hope is a thing with feathers That perches in the soul, And sings the tune without words And never stops at all."

"Mistakes are a great educator when one is honest enough to admit them and willing to learn from them"

"Today the real test of power is not capacity to make war but capacity to prevent it."

"Peace at home is peace in the country. Peace in the country is peace in the world."