"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"What if there had been room at the inn?"

"The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing --- and then they marry him."

"I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer."

"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent."

"Self-trust, we know, is the first secret of success."

"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."