"By asking for the impossible we obtain the possible."

"The best armor is to keep out of range."

"He that jokes confesses."

"It is not enough to aim; you must hit."

"By learning to obey, you will know how to command."

"One may have good eyes and yet see nothing."

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."

"Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart."

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"What would the world do without tea? - how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea."

"Partake of some of life's sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself."