"Advice is least heeded when most needed."

"Dreams are wishes your heart makes."

"Character is what you are in the dark."

"A contented mind is a continual feast."

"He that lives on hope will die fasting."

"If you take care of your character, your reputation will take care of itself."

"Dick, frankly you do not have the war plan... which makes me quite happy."

"It's the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say you're mad, then dangerous, then there's a pause and then you can't find anyone who disagrees with you."

"What you say or do doesn't matter: only feelings matter."

"What's the difference between the window manager and the computer club window manager? Well, one's supported software and the other isn't. Your guess is as good as mine."

"Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit six feet of the earth."

"Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult."