"Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure."

"Adoption comes from the heart, but the adoption process comes from the Law. You should follow your heart, but be sure you also follow the law."

"Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together."

"Its okay to get jacked up and head out onto the highway, but I've been there and I can tell you that the fast lane is littered with countless smoldering wrecks."

"If you don't have good storing to tell on your deathbed, what good was living?"

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

"Everything you do in life, every choice you make, has a consequence. When you do things without thinkin', then you ain't makin' the choice. The choice is makin' you."

"What profits a man if he keeps his eternal soul when he could have lived life to the full and been forgiven at the end of it all anyway?"

"Computers force us into creating with our minds and prevent us from making things with our hands. They dull the skills we use in everyday life."

"MERCHANT, n. One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar."

"Honor and shame from no condition rise. Act well your part: there all the honor lies."

"If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race."