"Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious."

"I know not, sir whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life."

"The history of saints is mainly the history of insane people."

"One remembers horrors, I think, for the rest of one's life, but memories do not always remain so sharp, and with time, and new circumstance, do not affect us so powerfully."

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

"I'm a solipsist and, I have to say, I'm surprised there aren't more of us."

"The reason it's a clich茅 is because it's true."

"Weary the path that does not challenge. Doubt is an incentive to truth and patient inquiry leadeth the way."

"Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit six feet of the earth."

"I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all."

"The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation."

"LA needs the cleansing of a great disaster or founding of a barricaded commune."