"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."

"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."

"Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it."

"Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove."

"An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."

"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."

"Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it. Sometimes our actions are questions not answers."

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

"Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles."

"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it."

"It is obvious that 'obscenity' is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the Courts, it means 'anything that shocks the magistrate.'"