"To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man."

"It's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye; Then it's just fun you can't see."

"There was no escaping by means of any journey, however adventurous, one took one's problems and sorrows with one."

"We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were."

"Magic is the sole science not accepted by scientists, because they can't understand it."

"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."

"Mental toughness is essential to success."

"I am a human being, so nothing human is strange to me."

"I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man."

"You can judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing to them or for them."

"Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own: He who, secure within, can say, To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived today."

"Beware the ides of March."